THE WHALESKI UNIVERSE
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
This is the captain’s corner of the internet. Pull up. Poke around. Stay for the nonsense.
GET IN CHAT.
Catch Whaleski on Kick. Bring your best heckling and your worst ideas.
Watch & Chat on Kick ↗CREW CHECK-IN ⚓ON THE ROLL CALL.
Type !rolecall in Kick chat. Get on the captain’s list for one hour.
Find your place in the crew ↓STREAM INTERACTIONS ✳CHANGE THE FIT.
Make your mark on the stream. Pick what Whaleski wears next.
Visit the outfit shop ↓THE DAILY HAUL ↻TRY YOUR LUCK.
One free spin a day. Win Whale Bucks, sound tokens, outfit tokens, and rare screen effects.
Spin the daily prize wheel ↗The ship keeps growing. There’s no telling what washes up here next.
CREW CHECK-IN / ONE HOUR ON DECK
PRESENT. PROBABLY SOBER.
Type !rolecall in Whaleski’s Kick chat ↗ to join at the bottom. No site account needed.
One spot per viewer. One hour from your message. Repeats don’t extend your time. Names move up as entries expire; the captain can reset the whole list.
Checking who’s aboard…
Join from Kick chat: !rolecall ↗You might hear your name. Joining doesn’t guarantee a call. Your Kick display name is visible on this list; your timer is only shown to you when signed in.
MEET THE CAPTAIN / WHALESKI
ZERO QUALIFICATIONS.
EXCELLENT HAT.
“I’m not saying it’s a good idea. I’m saying I own a hat.”